What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:20

Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Goldfinger
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Octopussy
From Russia With Love
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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A View to a Kill
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Ah so!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.